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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best thing about a Boolean?","punchline":"Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.","id":15}
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