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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}

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{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}

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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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