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Jan Stanisław Bury is a Polish political scientist and diplomat. Between 2018 and 2022 he served as an ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}

{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}

{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

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Henry W. Sorge was an American farmer and politician.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}

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Apamea antennata is a moth of the family Noctuidae. It is widespread in the forests of western North America.