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KM-233 is a synthetic cannabinoid drug which is a structural analog of Δ8-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the less active but more stable isomer of the active component of Cannabis. KM-233 differs from Δ8-THC by the pentyl side chain being replaced by a 1,1-dimethylbenzyl group. It has high binding affinity in vitro for both the CB1 and CB2 receptors, with a CB2 affinity of 0.91 nM and 13-fold selectivity over the CB1 receptor. In animal studies, it has been found to be a potential treatment for glioma, a form of brain tumor. Many related analogues are known where the 1,1-dimethylbenzyl group is substituted or replaced by other groups, with a fairly well established structure-activity relationship.
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Elizabeth Moutzan-Martinegou was a Greek writer from Zakynthos. She wrote poetry, more than fifteen theatrical plays, and works on economics and poetic theory. She also translated works of classical literature, including the Odyssey and Aeschylus' tragedy Prometheus Bound. She is the first prominent female writer of modern Greek literature. Her most famous work is her autobiography.
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The Byrd Glacier is a major glacier in Antarctica, about 136 km (85 mi) long and 24 km (15 mi) wide.\nIt drains an extensive area of the Antarctic plateau, and flows eastward to discharge into the Ross Ice Shelf.
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